Wednesday 18 May 2016

Betty wasn't keen on the final team building activity

When you're a chicken being a good team member is important.  No matter who your parents were, if in fact you even know, you will be assigned your reporting line rooster each day.  Should you fall out of line with your direct reporting line rooster there will be a fuss made with loud flapping of wings and much chasing about.  Your reporting line rooster will determine the best route for the day.  He will determine best use of sunlight, preferred patch for scrounging (not my bloody roses again) and appropriate scrub area for resting.  But don't expect much of that from what I've seen.  You will eat when told (stay out of my goddam lettuces) and take time off for laying when required, but be quick about it. Team building activities will include running when told, getting yelled at for falling behind and other unspeakable acts that roosters and chickens do.  So sign up and remember, there's no I in TEAM ...or FLOCK.

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